Box Elder Bugs

And so it was...strapping three layers of PPE and my hose of discontent, the Box Elder Bugs were exterminated. A thin watery veil of destruction. Effluvium whilst they slumbered.

Fall Well Jerry

I heard Jerry's last words were a confession that he was in love with the teletubbies. And that there was no god, unless god was a small vacuum that could suck money out of the pockets of superstitious fools.

5/4

Where does one begin? My name is Ishmael.